Proof I am a Dork...

As if any of you need proof that I am a dork, I wanted to give you all more. Dave and I were talking about what a dork I have been in my life and he reminded me of a few embarrassing moments in my life, and because they are funny I wanted to put them down for all of you to laugh at as well, so here I go...
Once on a trip to Lowes, before we had kids, Dave and I were standing in the Nut and Bolt section. Picture the department and how there are rows of small containers that hold each bolt, there are rows and rows of them and you have to look through all the containers until you find the size you are looking for. So, Dave was looking for a specific size and I getting board turned directly around from him and was looking at whatever was directly behind Dave. Once I was done I turned back around and got close to Dave who had his arm on his hip so his elbow was sticking out. Wanting to engage in a little PDA I put my arm through his and grabbed his thigh, right as I begin to stroke his leg I hear "Erica what are you doing??" jumping with surprise I look over and see Dave down the aisle from me. Confused I turn my head only to see a strange man staring at me horrified! I was not man handling Dave, I was man handling a stranger! I can still remember the shock on his face and him running out of the store as fast as possible.
How about another one..
After we had moved to Florida my Mom had ordered a birthday present for Dave and had it arranged so I could pick it up at the Home Depot in my area. The day I went to pick it up I was babysitting. So I get to HD and I have my child in the cart and I am holding the other. Once in the store I find a dashing young man to help me, he takes one at me and then starts looking at me right in my eyes, kind of creepy like. So, as he is helping me I notice he will look away for a minute and then turn to me and stare at me in my eyes. Once he is done helping me he turned completely around and ran off, I was like excuse me for having to provide a little customer service, when I looked down and noticed the baby I was holding had a hold of my V neck shirt and my bra cup and was exposing my Boob. Oh that poor guy..he was trying to be so polite, I probably embarrassed him so bad.

So there you go..I am a dork, and I don't care. At least I have funny stories to tell!